Extreme Solitare-ist

The End of Another Love Song

2010-09-06T18:53:00.001-07:00

You were my 11:11 wish, now you keep me awake all night crying.

Damn the male species.

Save Me, I'm Drowning

2010-09-06T09:17:00.001-07:00

I hate it but I love it.

He makes me feel fantastic. I know he cares about me, so why does it seem to me that I'm nothing more than a friend to him? I love the way I feel around him, when it's just us, sitting there, talking, playing Halo, whatever. I just feel like he doesn't want me to be close to him anymore. Like he's hinting to me that he's through with me. I feel like all I do is get on his nerves. I'm just one more thing to have to fuss over. He just moved here, he feels like he's got better things to worry about than the girl he met in FYE at the mall who worries about everything. I'm a nuisance. I'm an irritant. I'm boring. I'm not worth his time.

I just wonder if I should put him out of his misery and end it all now.

I can feel it in my gut; he doesn't want me here anymore.

2010-07-31T11:41:00.001-07:00

Confessions of a Self-Concious Teen #15;

No matter how many times you tell me that I look good, I'm still going to think "If I can loose 20 more pounds..."

2010-07-24T17:15:00.001-07:00

So, I finnally work up the courage to stand up for myself, and I'm the bad guy. What. The. Fuck.

2010-07-22T21:43:00.001-07:00

My phone hates me right now...

I'm trying to talk to Zach and it turns off like, 4 times in a row... grrr....

2010-07-21T22:26:00.001-07:00

Hey, I just fixed up Blogger with my phone.

Testing. :P

Pointless Typing at 11:45

2010-07-21T20:45:00.000-07:00

It's almost midnight, and while I was freakishly tired like, 20 minuites ago, I'm not now.
Odd, isn't it?

><"

2010-07-12T17:10:00.000-07:00

Can someone please just hit me in the face? I sooooo need it right now.

For some reason, being honest with people just seems to make them hate me all the more, which considering I care about them, makes me absolutely hate myself. I know the whole "the truth will set you free" thing sounds good, but in reality, it's making me want to shoot myself in the head.

Ugh...

2010-07-12T15:45:00.000-07:00

Sorry I've taken so long to post. I've had a lot on my mind, and no time to type it out.

So, while I've been very upset/angry lately, I'm going to take a few minutes to think about what's going good right now.

Other than some sort of perpetual headache I've had for the past week, I've been in good health, which is always nice.
Julia wants to hook me up with some guy (again), and I may take her up on that for once.

However, my mind keeps going back to the fact that my X-Box is undergoing an E-74 error that's really making me mad.

>:(

formspring.me

2010-05-16T18:08:00.001-07:00

Ask me anything http://formspring.me/solitareninja

It Was Fun

2010-05-09T14:26:00.001-07:00

Whelp... No more Tommy...
Damn it, I hate myself this week...

Let's Hear it for the Boy

2010-04-15T17:55:00.000-07:00

I have this amazing thing; it's called a boyfriend. Mine is named Tommy and he has a special little talent. He can make me smile longer, laugh louder, dance till I fall over, and feel absolutely beautiful. I didn't know that it was possible to feel this fantastic. I get always get nervous before I see him, and my heart jumps around like a Mexican jumping bean. But when I see him, it's all better. I'm scared to know how this ends, but I know that I'm enjoying the ride too much to care.

Spring Break Begins

2010-04-03T18:21:00.001-07:00

Ah, spring break... Things are finally warming up, no school, see some friends (like the wonderful miss Sara who stayed at my house last night)...
And now I have a boyfriend.
His name is Tommy, but I call him Major Tohm (that's how he insists I spell it). He plays guitar and works at the library. He's already graduated, and has his GED, but is just a year older than me. Not to mention he's the cutest.
Ah, life is good.
:D

I'm An Idiot

2010-03-13T19:27:00.000-08:00

Restating the above title; I'm a freaking idiot... I hate how as soon as I start to think I'm getting somewhere with this kid, he stabs me in the face. You think I would learn, but no... I have to be stupid as hell about this one boy... Does everyone do this at some point or am I the only one who really likes the kid who keeps making me feel like shit and rejecting the one who makes me feel like I'm worth something in this world?

My High is Over

2010-02-27T19:02:00.000-08:00

My high is over.
Didn't get to round two interviews at Gatton.
Don't talk to me.

Don't Stop Me Now

2010-02-22T11:39:00.000-08:00

Haha, look out world, I'm on the roads.
Got my permit today, and dad's going to take me around the neigborhood when he gets home.
All in all, life is good.

Edit: Finished a new video on my youtube. Look it up, people!

Zombie Shots

2010-02-20T08:45:00.000-08:00

I've noticed that in almost all pictures taken of me lately, I look like a zombie. While some might be attracted to this zombie image, I am not. Can't wait for summer so I can go to Cape San Blas and get my tan on. I'm tired of gray skin. :/

My Annual Valentine's Day Rant

2010-02-14T08:35:00.000-08:00

I know you guys are sick of hearing me rant 24/7, but oh well. You're going to hear it again...
Valentine's Day = Singles Awareness Day.
Because on this day, if you are single, you will be made painfully aware of it.
*raises hand*
That would be me.
I seem to be perpetually single, did anyone ever notice that?
And it's not like I really want a boyfriend (which is what most people seem to think), because I don't. I don't want some guy tying me down, trying to get all snuggly and junk.
*yuck*
I like being by myself. It's how I've always been.
(I might just be scared to get too close to anyone.... Ever thought of that?)
I guess all I really need is to know that somewhere out there, someone cares about me. But you know what? I can't accept that either. I don't see how anyone could love me. I'm not attractive at all, I'm a total braniac (which no one likes, btw): I'm just plain odd.
I might change my last name to that... Odd. Paige Odd. Sounds about right, doesn't it?
Even when people at church or whatever say stuff like "Jesus loves you!" or "God loves you!" I don't believe it. I don't see how anyone on this Earth or off it could ever love someone like me 100% unconditionally. I believe that God is out there and he has a purpose for us, but I'm not really sure on all the other points, you know?
Maybe I just need to look around more...

You Know Who You Are

2010-02-07T19:15:00.000-08:00

Will people please stop telling me what I shouldn't do when they don't even really know me?! Seriously, kiddo. You've just torn my heart out! You don't really know me; you find out that I don't like me and you're all like "Well, change then." That's not how it works. I can't change how I look, my personality... It's not like I can turn into a different person over night. if it was just one thing, I could do that. But it's not, so leave me the hell alone!

Too Shy To Scream

2010-02-02T14:32:00.001-08:00

But I'm going to anyways.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
I just got in my tickets to AFI's Nashville show!! But, I didn't even know they were coming, so it was a total surprise. It's part of my belated birthday present from my uncle.
He's taking me to see AFI!!!
And even better, I get to miss school to do it.
I love being me sometimes.
Today was crap on a bun, so this just made it all worthwhile!

P.S. Look forward to some awesome shizz as Panduh and I are BOTH going!

Yay!!

2010-01-30T08:50:00.000-08:00

And they finally figured out the deal with my wrist.
1.) One of my bones is apparently growing a new one, but it's not the cause of the pain. That was just some wacked up genetic thing.
2.) I have some sort of disorder that makes my tendons cross and so when I move my wrist, it causes friction. I have to get an injection to help the inflammation and go to occupational therapy.

Gotta Love It

2010-01-23T16:49:00.001-08:00

So, since I've been crippled, I've not been able to draw, remember?
So what does someone like me do with that free time?
I do what I do best, of course!
Play video games!
So, I've been so into my new games (Fable II and Bioshock), that I haven't remembered to get online in days. Now that I have, dad just grounded me.
So, who knows when I'll be back!

ACT Scores Are IN!!!

2010-01-09T06:44:00.001-08:00

Just got my ACT scores in: 27!!!!!
Yay!!!
I got a 30 in English
26 in math
27 in reading
23 in Science

Look! A Super-Late New-Years Post!!!

2010-01-06T16:48:00.000-08:00

Happy new years!!!
((on January 6th!!))

Because Everyone Else is Doing it...

2009-12-26T15:11:00.000-08:00

What I got For Christmas:

- Camera (Nikon Coolpix)
- David Bowie/Labyrinth T-Shirt
- $50 i-Tunes giftcard
- Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
- Halo 3: ODST
- Adam Lambert: For Your Entertainment
- Linkin Park: Minutes to Midnight
- All American Rejects - When the World Comes Down
- Aeropostale Hoodies (my mom loves them, so I suppose I must wear them a few times...)
- Candy

And that's about it...

Update (6)

2009-12-22T18:21:00.001-08:00

Saw doc today.
MRI tomorrow.
Joy. More needles.

Update (5)

2009-12-15T11:03:00.000-08:00

Doc doesn't know what it is.
Go figure.
I feel like I'm stuck in a House MD episode.

Update (4)

2009-12-14T19:37:00.000-08:00

Not going to school in the morning.
Going to see what the doc says about my arm.

Update (3)

2009-12-02T17:41:00.000-08:00

Got the results for my bone scan back.
The tumor in my wrist is the only one I've got.

Update (2)

2009-11-25T17:20:00.000-08:00

I had a bone scan today. Aside from the fact that I'm radioactive, the guy there said he didn't see anything, but a radiologist is going to look at it Monday, then we'll find out for certain then. Also, we found out that I'm done growing. My growth plates have closed up at 5'2".

Update

2009-11-24T11:53:00.000-08:00

OK, so I apparently have a tumor in my wrist.
It's called, "Scaphoid Osteoma" and they said it's usually benign, but IDK....
I've got a splint on it, so it's a pain in the arse to type with, but I'll try to keep you guys filled it.
<3
-Paige

Keyboard Issues

2009-11-02T16:06:00.001-08:00

My mom was throwing me a book and she missed and it hit the "." and "?" keys on the keyboard. So, as of now, those keys may be malfunctioning on me. Thanks!
-Paige

I Less-Than-Three You, Too!

2009-10-30T13:27:00.000-07:00

Wow... Lots of wind today...
In other news, I am 16 now, so thanks to everyone who wished me a happy birthday.
I do have more drawings, but where I've decided homework is for losers and I'd rather draw, I'd be here forever if I tried to submit them all.
I've been getting a lot of great complements lately, and I'm not quite sure how to respond. Seriously. I'm the world's worst at taking complements. I've been told I need to go to school for art and design, but I'm still not sure what I really want to do, you know? I'm thinking about psychology, or maybe therapy, and apparently, I have a nice voice. In the words of Brianna of my French 1 class, "You're voice is very calming. I like listening to you talk. It relaxes me." Not to mention I give a pretty mean back massage.
Well, I have a paper on chocolate mousse due on Lundi, so I might need to get on that.
Au revoir!

PARTAYYYY!

2009-10-22T15:33:00.001-07:00

Party tomorrow.
My place.
Be there.

OMG! LISTEN!

2009-10-11T19:40:00.000-07:00

LISTEN TO THIS!!
This is Blake Lewis's new track, Binary Love, and I loved it soooooooo much.
Seriously, you should click the above link and listen to it.

Oh Em Geeeeeeeee!!!

2009-09-20T21:36:00.000-07:00

I am soooooo tired! Remind me why I'm awake? Please?
It's 12:37 on a Sunday night/Monday morning and I'm WHAT?!?!
AWAKE!?!?
Someone put me to bed!!!
((Not like that. Get you're mind out of the gutter. Pervs...))

It's Been a Big Weekend.

2009-09-13T04:57:00.000-07:00

OK, so this weekend, it would seem as though I'm trying to change my entire appearance. I've gotten a new haircut and gotten the second set of holes in my ears. (This, BTW, is on my youtube channel.)
[link]
Wow...
Big weekend.
((Edit: Forgot to mention, I also purchased a leather-bound copy of "The Complete Poems and Short Stories of Edgar Allen Poe".))

PenguBear!!!

2009-09-09T16:08:00.000-07:00

Panduh and I are now running a joint blog between the two of us.
[link]
And I have a joint youtube with Chancing.
[link]

Even I'm Having a Hard Time Here.

2009-09-01T17:00:00.001-07:00

Has anyone seen the new GH5 track list?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
They're all so good!!!
Given there are a few songs I don't know, the ones I do are PHENOMENAL!!!
They know how to pick 'em, am I right?
If you haven't seen it, you need to.
It's right HERE.
So yeah.
Look at it.

Iz All Betterz Nao, kthnxbi!

2009-08-27T15:39:00.000-07:00

Feeling better today, thanks. I wasn't feeling good this morning so I stayed home, but by lunch-ish, I was feeling okey-day. Slept until 10:30, which is when my mom woke me up, so I was feeling a bit lazy to begin with, but all is well now. Kristian wants to go to the fair tomorrow, so I'll probably end up there after school. Haley and I were talking about meeting up while we were there, and perhapse she could stop by and we'd make our AFI shirts for the concert. Homemade things are way better. Oh! And a miracle has occured: today, my mom said "I like AFI." She really liked "Medicate", which honestly surprised me a LOT. So yeah. See ya!

Well, That Was Fun...

2009-08-26T13:09:00.000-07:00

OK, so I couldn't sleep last night because my stomach was hurting really badly, but at about 3:30 am, I puked and felt OK long enough to go to bed. Stayed home from school today. Threw up in the bathroom again. Broke a glass. Played Guitar Hero and ate Saltines. That's pretty much it, people.
I feel like blegh.

Chia Obama

2009-08-14T19:49:00.000-07:00

No joke, there really is an Obama Chia Pet. Weird, I know.
And very tacky.
Just thought I'd throw that out there.
[link]

New Moon

2009-08-11T07:49:00.000-07:00

Also, just realized that New Moon comes out on November 20th. That's Davey Havok's birthday, so Davey gets New Moon for his birthday. I'm sorry.

EPIC FAIL

2009-08-11T07:32:00.000-07:00

OK, so I didn't get to post this yesterday (major bummer), but it was so great... (not really) that I had to post it today.
So, yesterday, Chancing came over and we were going to go to Six Flags (w00t!). But, my mom forgot something inside and went to go get it when...
We discovered we were locked out.
No joke. Landlord didn't give us a house key, so we were stuck. We asked one of our neighbors if he knew how to pick a lock, and he didn't then offered no other form of help, we took a sledgehammer to the knob, tried picking the lock with anything we could find...
So, eventually, our other neighbor came by with some sort of drill-y thing and drilled out the lock, so now the door has no knob.
Thankfully, this is the door inside the garage, so it's not going to matter too much.
Chancing and I had a great time at six flags, though, and rode Chang like, three times, I think? Maybe twice? IDK, but anywho, yesterday was definitely eventful!

El Commento?

2009-08-06T09:24:00.003-07:00

Hm... No new comments in a while... Don't I feel loved.
If you love me, comment on this post!!!!

Oops

2009-08-06T09:24:00.001-07:00

This post was a mess-up post.
Didn't mean to put it there.
My bad, all!

Again?!

2009-07-25T08:05:00.000-07:00

Hm... So, I'm thinking that since we had sooo much fun with the interviews, we should find more questions and do them again!!! Bwahaha!!
Beware, I'm probably going to do this at midnight when we are retarded and slap-happy!

All Options Are Out On The Table Now

2009-07-22T18:03:00.000-07:00

I've been having a hard time with... things in general lately, I don't want to talk about it, so please. Don't ask me "How are you doing?" or "What have you been doing lately?" because no. I don't want to tell you.
All options are out on the table now for getting out of here. And I do mean all options.

Fifteen Today, Tomorrow Just One

2009-07-20T15:14:00.000-07:00

What? You want me to explain the title? Psh... Nah. Figure it out yourself. I love keeping readers guessing.
Sorry I haven't posted in so long. I've been busy busy busy...
Anyways, St. Louis was fun, new pictures on my facebook, I need to tweet more often, *speech slowly fades into the 'wah wah wah' of the grown-ups on Charlie Brown...*

Food, Food, and More Food

2009-07-03T10:33:00.000-07:00

What is it with my mom and food? Seriously... Any time I'm not hungry, it's "EAT THIS NAO!!!!!" D:<
Kinda scares me a bit...
So, if you are being forced to eat food, doesn't it kind of make sense that you don't want to eat it?
Try explaining to my mother that when eating food is a chore, it makes one less inclined to enjoy the food they eat.

The Mortal Instruments

2009-06-25T19:33:00.000-07:00

Wow... that's all I can say.
This is one of the most amazing book trilogies I have ever read.
The Mortal Instruments series.
Book One: City of Bones
Book Two: City of Ashes
Book Three: City of Glass

Hm... Having a Thought.

2009-06-18T16:45:00.000-07:00

OK, so I've been walking around the house in a bikini top and a pair of those Sofe shorts that I have WAYYYYY rolled up. Does that sound at all whore-ish? I've been sleeping out in the sun since... 4 o'clock this afternoon trying to get a little color and you can't really do that in a nun's habit. What's worse? I ws doing this on the driveway. Now I really feel slutty. I have to go see if the priest will forgive me. Just kidding, I'm not Catholic. No offence to Catholics, but I'm Baptist.
So yeah.
Off to eat.

Teh Enturvyooz!

2009-06-15T17:30:00.000-07:00

(Me) Hey.
(Panduh) Hi.
(M) That was the first question.
(P) Oh. *giggle*
(M) *pause* I’m recording your giggle.
(P) STOPIT!! *pause* I’m really not liking this peanut butter.
(M) I can’t type that fast. *pause* What do you want to do for living?
(P) I want to be… a tattoo artist, musician, and psychiatrist. All at the same time. I will give you therapy while giving you a tattoo and serenading you with my music. This is the most retarded mouse trap ever! It’s plastic cheese!
(M) I can’t type that fast!
(P) Sorry…
(M) If you could paint the world all one color, what color would it be?
(P) PURPLE! No… I’d paint it Jade colors. Not green, but the color of the person.
(M) Is there a history behind your name?
(P) *mmumm* Probably. All I know is that my mom wouldn’t name me, so she asked my dad to and this is what we got.
(M) So, you write slash stories.
(P) Well… you kind of broke me from that. I’ve been stuck with that forever and twenty years.
(M) Well don’t I feel special.
(P) You should. You broke an addiction from a person with an addictive personality. Notice the Jade thing? And AFI?
(M) If you had three wishes, what would they be?
(P) To not have so much pressure on me as to figure out what to do with three wishes. I don’t know.
(M) Microsoft Word is correcting your grammar.
(P) Tell Microsoft word to stick a hammer up its… hard drive.
(M) If you were trapped on a deserted island and you could pick one thing to have with you, what would it be?
(P) A boat to get the heck off the island.
(M) If you were trapped on a deserted island with one person, who would it be?
(P) Do you really have to ask that? Of course, it would have to be someone who could get me off the island.
(M)Word Association time!
(P) Yay!
(M) Jade.
(P) *gasp* OHMIGOSH!
(M)Purple.
(P) I like colors!
(M) Strawberries.
(P) Snow-Cone.
(M)WRONG!
(P) Book.
(M) Smith.
(P) Hairbrush.
(M) Hairbrush?
(P) Hairbrush.
(M) Davey.
(P) Hammock/Payden ur...
(M) Hunter.
(P) Gatherer.
(M) Adam.
(P) Pizza Party!
(M) Fetch.
(P)Hm?
(M) What do you think is your best feature?
(P) Do I have one?
(M) Would you say you *gets tongue tied* were in love with you’re current boyfriend?
(P) Ooh… yeah… definitely… but… annoyed at… it’s in there somewhere.
(M) Peanut butter or Jelly?
(P) Since, I can’t eat Jelly, then bread.
(M) Milky way: Place or candy?
(P) Place. I don’t like the candy. It’s missing some nuts.
(M) Who is your favorite character I’ve used/made up?
(P) So, right now, Estelle. Since she puts up with Articia and her zombie ways. But Zane is in the top two. Ooh, ooh, ooh! The doll! Adrastea! Wait… that’s her name?
(M) Yep. That’s her name.
(P) OK.
(M) OK last question: Would you kiss me if you could?
(P) Depends on what we’re talking about here. Hm…*sounds shocked* Would it be on a dare?
(M) I was thinking just for whatever reason. Just like, you know, a kiss.
(P) If you want to, then I guess. If you’re sure you want to. It might take me a minute to get used to, though.

Hey! Panduh!

2009-06-12T19:46:00.000-07:00

Just a quick note for Panduh:
I've decided we need to interview each other for our blo-
WRONG!
Sorry, I had to.
Anyway, we need to interview each other for our blogs.
Like, I'll interview you and put it on my blog, then you interview me and put it on your blog.
Sound fun?

Adam Lambert, Six Flags, and Gay Men

2009-06-09T16:26:00.000-07:00

OK, so Adam said he was gay in the Rolling Stone.
Big whoop.
It wasn't exactly news to any of us. Why make a big deal?
Personally, I'm not a huge fan of gay rights or whatever, but I'm not going to force my opinion on anyone. His sexuality has nothing to do with weather or not he can sing. And I think we will all agree that this boy has some pipes.
I think everyone should accept that Adam is gay and just get over it. Move on. It's not something that you are going to change.
I saw a cute boy at Six Flags while sunbathing. Black/dark brown hair with blonde tips spiked on one side, snakebites with those little spiky ball things (his were pink and black), sort of looked like my friend Nick Lentini in the face, skinny jeans, eyeliner, a Bullet for My Valentine shirt and an AFI jacket.
I thought I would die.
Speaking of gay boys and Six Flags, Chancing and I are supposed to go to a Colbie Callet (sp?) concert on Thursday. That's going to be fun. Honestly, I would be just as happy riding Chang over and over and over and over...
'cept that it gives me headaches.
Maybe I'll see cutie again.
*wink*

Anyone Up for Some Edgar Allen Poe?

2009-05-28T17:59:00.000-07:00

For some reason, I keep thinking of The Tell-Tale Heart by Edgar Allen Poe. Great poem, but kind of an odd thing to have running through your mind when there is a baby on your lap. Put up a new RP topic on the forum and have given up labeling my posts. Lately, I've had a lot of Zombie stuff prancing about my head like a hyperactive ballerina.
Also, I've invented an animal.
A Pengu Bear.
It's a panda bear/penguin mix.
And with a final word, I leave you.
Moose.

Let them Eat Cake

2009-05-27T17:17:00.000-07:00

I just finished dinner and am now eating cake. Reminds me of Marie Antoinette.
Minus the decapitation.
Had soy chicken strips with Chancing (a.k.a. Edward Cullen with a little more glitter than Stephanie Meyer intended). Very odd sight, I assure you.
A conservative straight Christian squirting ketchup packets onto soy chicken with a liberal gay Unitarian Universalist.
And yes, I do know what that is.
Don't insult me intelligence.
Typo... my intelligence.
And, get this, I used spellcheck on 'intelligence'.
And again, in the words of the eternally funny Jade Errol Puget, I am aware that I could have just gone back and fixed it. (Can't remember the rest of what he said... I'm a lousy fan...)
A word to the vegetarian marshmallow: I'm going to spank, not shank, your boyfriend hardcore if he doesn't add me on myspace.
And it's won't be a fun-and-kinky kind of spanking.

So, Yeah, I'm Boycotting TV.

2009-05-23T14:04:00.000-07:00

Adam Lambert soooooooooooooooooooo x infinity should have won American Idol. That show is rigged! I am now convinced!! Anyways, apologies for not posting in like, forevers... You have no idea what I have been up to lately... No! Stop thinking that, Panduh! Bad girl! (perv...) Just kidding, marshmallow, you know I love you. Lil' Abenr, fun times... Just a little update; I'm going to be doing some vids w/ some friends soon, so you'll get to see me in a video (hopefully where I'm not making a total fool out of myself). It's supposed to be a New Moon spoof (I think...) and I'm going to be Rosalie. Yes, I know she's a female dog and everyone (almost) hates her, but she's the only one who's blonde and I don't want to dye my hair (unless we make it some crazy color. Anyone up for a Platinum Paige w/ electric blue highlights?).

The Chocolate Wrapper

2009-04-27T15:06:00.000-07:00

The Dove Dark Chocolate wrapper I had today said: "Wink at someone driving past."
However, I think that old lady with the robin's-egg blue hair took it the wrong way.
I think I need to track her down and apologize.
In other words, adhofhq w- fja f.
That's what the bouncy ball had to say.
I think it's elvish for "root beer".
If I could say one thing in elvish, it would probably be "root beer".
Or "I am not on fire".
I think I'll call the blue-haired lady Mrs. Robin.

Questions to Myself

2009-04-23T18:05:00.000-07:00

Questions:
1.) Why did this happen to me?
2.) When will it end?
3.) Can you give me a hug?

Answers:
1.) Because I tripped over a baby gate.
2.) Probably when I get a band-aid. That always makes things better.
3.) Hug time!

I Need an Ace of Clubs.

2009-04-22T17:48:00.000-07:00

I need an ace of clubs. Badly.
Anyways, I feel like a failure today.
I sort of set a goal for myself to never drink alcohol, (Outside of cough syrup) and failed.
My dad had poured himself some Coke-a-Cola and put a little alcohol in it and I decided to sneak a drink.
FYI: I had no idea there was anything in it until afterword. Stupid me didn't think to sniff for it first.
I puked in the sink and I still feel like my mouth is burning.
Serves me right for putting it in my mouth in the first place.
I'm listening to some Black Sails in the Sunset by AFI to try and cleanse myself.
I just need to forget it ever happened.
In other news; Texas said something about ceding from the union. It's probably just to make a point, but Chuck Norris said that if they do, he'll run for president there.
I'm going to have to move to Texas.
Also, I'm doing an extra project for Mr. Divine for extra credit. I already have a 97% in his class, but I want it anyway.
Stupid overachiever...
Anywho, my original one is supposed to be on France (done), and the extra one is on Panama.
Yes, I am using Van Halen for the music.
The opportunity was too perfect.
Got a dress yesterday.
Normally, I'm not one for dresses, but this one is Jeffree Star-pink and black plaid with a sort of farmgirl look to it (ruffles around the sleeves and buttons down the front with a round neck. It cuts off about an inch above my knee.). And I got this cool triple-belt thing that goes around my waist. (Several dirty jokes were made about the belt today)
American Idol is on, so I have to scoot.
See you later, my marshmellows!

Drag, Drop, Click, Whooho!

2009-04-18T19:03:00.000-07:00

Hey. I'm Paige. And I'm a solitare addict.
But no one knows that. Not even you. You don't know because I never told you. Because if I told you, I'd have to kill you. You'd know too much and the Penguin Army doen't like that.
Screw the Bear Calvary.
You should subscribe to this blog because I'm a funny little monster. Or at least that's what the Panduh told me.
Panduh is a person, not a panda. She's my best friend and she will kill you if you even have a fleeting thought about killing me.
As if you could kill me... I'm a freaking ninja. You can't kill a ninja unless you are a ninja. And even then, you would have to find me first.
And no, Chuck Norris won't help you.
Neither will Bruce Lee.
Jackie Chan is not available.
And Jade Puget... well, you don't deserve him.
No... Adam Sandler won't do any good at all unless you intend to use him as a sheild to attempt deflecting my shurikins. And even still, I'm a ninja.
A sheild won't do you any good at all.