Anyone Up for Some Edgar Allen Poe?

For some reason, I keep thinking of The Tell-Tale Heart by Edgar Allen Poe. Great poem, but kind of an odd thing to have running through your mind when there is a baby on your lap. Put up a new RP topic on the forum and have given up labeling my posts. Lately, I've had a lot of Zombie stuff prancing about my head like a hyperactive ballerina.
Also, I've invented an animal.
A Pengu Bear.
It's a panda bear/penguin mix.
And with a final word, I leave you.
Moose.

Let them Eat Cake

I just finished dinner and am now eating cake. Reminds me of Marie Antoinette.
Minus the decapitation.
Had soy chicken strips with Chancing (a.k.a. Edward Cullen with a little more glitter than Stephanie Meyer intended). Very odd sight, I assure you.
A conservative straight Christian squirting ketchup packets onto soy chicken with a liberal gay Unitarian Universalist.
And yes, I do know what that is.
Don't insult me intelligence.
Typo... my intelligence.
And, get this, I used spellcheck on 'intelligence'.
And again, in the words of the eternally funny Jade Errol Puget, I am aware that I could have just gone back and fixed it. (Can't remember the rest of what he said... I'm a lousy fan...)
A word to the vegetarian marshmallow: I'm going to spank, not shank, your boyfriend hardcore if he doesn't add me on myspace.
And it's won't be a fun-and-kinky kind of spanking.

So, Yeah, I'm Boycotting TV.

Adam Lambert soooooooooooooooooooo x infinity should have won American Idol. That show is rigged! I am now convinced!! Anyways, apologies for not posting in like, forevers... You have no idea what I have been up to lately... No! Stop thinking that, Panduh! Bad girl! (perv...) Just kidding, marshmallow, you know I love you. Lil' Abenr, fun times... Just a little update; I'm going to be doing some vids w/ some friends soon, so you'll get to see me in a video (hopefully where I'm not making a total fool out of myself). It's supposed to be a New Moon spoof (I think...) and I'm going to be Rosalie. Yes, I know she's a female dog and everyone (almost) hates her, but she's the only one who's blonde and I don't want to dye my hair (unless we make it some crazy color. Anyone up for a Platinum Paige w/ electric blue highlights?).