Drag, Drop, Click, Whooho!

Hey. I'm Paige. And I'm a solitare addict.
But no one knows that. Not even you. You don't know because I never told you. Because if I told you, I'd have to kill you. You'd know too much and the Penguin Army doen't like that.
Screw the Bear Calvary.
You should subscribe to this blog because I'm a funny little monster. Or at least that's what the Panduh told me.
Panduh is a person, not a panda. She's my best friend and she will kill you if you even have a fleeting thought about killing me.
As if you could kill me... I'm a freaking ninja. You can't kill a ninja unless you are a ninja. And even then, you would have to find me first.
And no, Chuck Norris won't help you.
Neither will Bruce Lee.
Jackie Chan is not available.
And Jade Puget... well, you don't deserve him.
No... Adam Sandler won't do any good at all unless you intend to use him as a sheild to attempt deflecting my shurikins. And even still, I'm a ninja.
A sheild won't do you any good at all.