Teh Enturvyooz!

(Me) Hey.
(Panduh) Hi.
(M) That was the first question.
(P) Oh. *giggle*
(M) *pause* I’m recording your giggle.
(P) STOPIT!! *pause* I’m really not liking this peanut butter.
(M) I can’t type that fast. *pause* What do you want to do for living?
(P) I want to be… a tattoo artist, musician, and psychiatrist. All at the same time. I will give you therapy while giving you a tattoo and serenading you with my music. This is the most retarded mouse trap ever! It’s plastic cheese!
(M) I can’t type that fast!
(P) Sorry…
(M) If you could paint the world all one color, what color would it be?
(P) PURPLE! No… I’d paint it Jade colors. Not green, but the color of the person.
(M) Is there a history behind your name?
(P) *mmumm* Probably. All I know is that my mom wouldn’t name me, so she asked my dad to and this is what we got.
(M) So, you write slash stories.
(P) Well… you kind of broke me from that. I’ve been stuck with that forever and twenty years.
(M) Well don’t I feel special.
(P) You should. You broke an addiction from a person with an addictive personality. Notice the Jade thing? And AFI?
(M) If you had three wishes, what would they be?
(P) To not have so much pressure on me as to figure out what to do with three wishes. I don’t know.
(M) Microsoft Word is correcting your grammar.
(P) Tell Microsoft word to stick a hammer up its… hard drive.
(M) If you were trapped on a deserted island and you could pick one thing to have with you, what would it be?
(P) A boat to get the heck off the island.
(M) If you were trapped on a deserted island with one person, who would it be?
(P) Do you really have to ask that? Of course, it would have to be someone who could get me off the island.
(M)Word Association time!
(P) Yay!
(M) Jade.
(P) *gasp* OHMIGOSH!
(M)Purple.
(P) I like colors!
(M) Strawberries.
(P) Snow-Cone.
(M)WRONG!
(P) Book.
(M) Smith.
(P) Hairbrush.
(M) Hairbrush?
(P) Hairbrush.
(M) Davey.
(P) Hammock/Payden ur...
(M) Hunter.
(P) Gatherer.
(M) Adam.
(P) Pizza Party!
(M) Fetch.
(P)Hm?
(M) What do you think is your best feature?
(P) Do I have one?
(M) Would you say you *gets tongue tied* were in love with you’re current boyfriend?
(P) Ooh… yeah… definitely… but… annoyed at… it’s in there somewhere.
(M) Peanut butter or Jelly?
(P) Since, I can’t eat Jelly, then bread.
(M) Milky way: Place or candy?
(P) Place. I don’t like the candy. It’s missing some nuts.
(M) Who is your favorite character I’ve used/made up?
(P) So, right now, Estelle. Since she puts up with Articia and her zombie ways. But Zane is in the top two. Ooh, ooh, ooh! The doll! Adrastea! Wait… that’s her name?
(M) Yep. That’s her name.
(P) OK.
(M) OK last question: Would you kiss me if you could?
(P) Depends on what we’re talking about here. Hm…*sounds shocked* Would it be on a dare?
(M) I was thinking just for whatever reason. Just like, you know, a kiss.
(P) If you want to, then I guess. If you’re sure you want to. It might take me a minute to get used to, though.